May 2013
thespookiesttaco:
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
themadhannibal:
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
i am three years behind in my math homework
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
deodrant:
i love sleeping to avoid problems
mormondad:
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
Did you know that AT&T stands for “Ass, Titties, Ass and Titties”?
that would make it ATA&T
You’re so dumb what do you think the & stands for??
it stands for “and”
April 2013
Sleeping With Sirens: taught me how to love
Pierce The Veil: taught me how to deal with the pain
Of Mice & Men: taught me how to become a stronger better person
My Chemical Romance: taught me how to love myself
Stick To Your Guns: taught me how to stand up for myself
All Time Low: taught me how to find laughter in every moment
Suicide Silence: taught me to live life and go nuts because it's the only one you have.
Motionless In White: taught me to open my mind and not to judge
The Word Alive: taught me to believe and have meaning
blessthefall: taught me don't say goodbye it gets better
Escape The Fate: taught me to keep fighting when life beats you down
yesterdayisadisgrace:
liar-liar-plants-for-higher:
chompyface:
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.